The day I shrunk him, why some guys should just stay home
Have you ever had a date that went so wrong, you wished you could just make the guy disappear? Well, that's exactly what happened to me one fateful evening. Let me tell you about the time I accidentally shrunk my date and why some guys should just stay home.
It all started innocently enough. I had met a guy named Mike online and we decided to meet up for drinks. He seemed like a nice enough guy, but as soon as we started chatting, I realized he was a total bore. He kept going on and on about himself, his job, his car, his ex-girlfriend – you name it, he talked about it.
I tried to politely steer the conversation in a different direction, but it was like talking to a brick wall. No matter what topic I brought up, he somehow managed to turn it back to himself. I was starting to regret ever agreeing to meet up with him in the first place.
As the evening wore on, I found myself getting more and more frustrated. I couldn't take another minute of his self-absorbed monologue. That's when I had a crazy idea. I remembered reading about a magic spell that could shrink objects, and in a moment of desperation, I decided to give it a try.
I whipped out my phone, did a quick search for the spell, and muttered the incantation under my breath. To my surprise, it actually worked. Mike's eyes widened in shock as he began to shrink right before my eyes. Within seconds, he was no bigger than a mouse.
I couldn't believe what I had done. I had shrunk
xxx my date into oblivion. Panicked, I scooped him up in my hand and rushed out of the bar. I didn't know what to do with him – I couldn't just leave him there, but I couldn't exactly take him home with me either.
In the end, I found a secluded spot in the park and gently set Mike down on the ground. I gave him a tiny wave goodbye and watched as he scurried off into the bushes. I never saw him again, and I like to think he found a new life as a tiny adventurer in the wilderness.
So, why do some guys like Mike just need to stay home? Well, it's simple – they're so focused on themselves that they forget to pay attention to the people around them. They lack empathy, social awareness, and basic manners. They're the type of guys who talk over you, interrupt you, and never ask you a single question about yourself.
In the end, I learned a valuable lesson that night. Some guys are better off staying home and keeping their self-absorbed tendencies to themselves. And as for me, I'll stick to more traditional methods of dealing with bad dates in the future. No more magic spells for this girl
